Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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