a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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