bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Randomize
