We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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