god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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