it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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