My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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