I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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