It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
