Cold hands, warm shart.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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