Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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