And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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