WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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