its not stalking. its research.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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