we're blogging at a bar
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Randomize
