They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He better not be in your backpack
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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