Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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