Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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