The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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