Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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