How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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