Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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