i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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