I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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