I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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