Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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