There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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