do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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