just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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