My nipple is on Facebook.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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