1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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