So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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