look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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