i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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