I molested 6 butterflies tonight
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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