Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Randomize
