I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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