Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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