i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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