I don't think brook has ever known best
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Randomize
