You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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