Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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