whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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