We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i dont even know how to be here
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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