I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
