she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
True strength comes from lack of pants
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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