dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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