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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.

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(559): View more from California

So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?

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That depends on who this is.

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(207): View more from Maine

dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.

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(802): View more from Vermont

i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke

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(815): View more from Illinois

I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..

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that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.

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(775): View more from Nevada

I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?

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(805): View more from California

I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs

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