Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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