can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
