If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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