problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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