My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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