shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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