I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
