awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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